I WAS once called Intimidatingly tidy
And I can only hope it's what they engrave on my tombstone
Current Chicago resident. Former Milwaukeean. Life-long Canadian.
Baker of confectionaries and reader of palms.
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I know I sound very confident, but you should know this is just my natural tone and I actually have no idea what I'm talking about